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The Bottomless Treasure Chest

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Buy the chest and the dice once. Refill the loot a little at a time, and the chest stays bottomless for years.

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The chest & the dice (buy once)

  • Wooden treasure chestNeeded
    1 · $20–40
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    The star of the show. Bigger than you think: it has to hold a lot of loot so the “multiplying” shows.

  • Metal polyhedral dice set (4, 6 and 8-sided)Needed
    1 set · $12–20
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    The captain’s dice: a 4, 6 and 8-sided die. Heavy metal, so they clatter like treasure. Keep them in the chest.

  • Skeleton key + padlock
    1 · $8–14
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    A grown-up keeps the key. Unlocking it becomes a ceremony.

  • Wax seal kit
    1 · $12–20
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    Seal the captain’s letter. Breaking the seal is the best moment of the first visit (grown-up job).

The Captain’s Hoard (authentic loot)

Real treasure, no plastic: it sounds like treasure, metal on metal. 200+ more ideas in the Treasure Trove.

  • Replica Spanish doubloons (metal)
    set · $12–20
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    Heavy gold-tone coins copied from real Spanish treasure.

  • Real world coins, 1 lb bag
    1 lb · $20–30
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    Real coins from dozens of countries. Lasts many visits.

  • Antique-style skeleton keys
    bag · $10–15
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    Heavy old keys. Every pirate wonders what they open.

  • Tumbled gemstones, 1 lb
    1 lb · $12–18
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    Polished real stones in every color.

  • Mixed seashells
    bag · $10–15
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    Real shells from beaches around the world.

The Deckhand’s Chest (quick & budget-friendly)

Plastic loot to get started today for a few dollars. Upgrade to real treasure over time.

  • Plastic gold pirate coins, 100-pack
    100-pack · $8–12
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    Fills the chest fast.

  • Acrylic treasure gems
    bag · $8–12
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    Chunky, colorful and cheap.

  • Pirate party favor assortment
    bulk pack · $15–25
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    One pack refills the chest for months.

For the quartermaster

  • Parchment paper for printing
    pack · $10–14
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    Print the captain’s letter on aged-look paper. Instantly more convincing.

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